Me and my boyfriend were just watching this movie and the couple in it started having hot and steamy sex and we both turned to each other at the same time and cracked out laughing because we’re sat in bed in our pyjamas with a box of pizza each. Such hot passion, right?

thevoluntaryistpunk:

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

berlynn-wohl:

Captain Picard watches the season 2 finale.

letmelarryyou:

Honestly to me Zayn pulled a brave move. I respect Zayn so much because who knows how much he has to go through because he’s Muslim? This society has labeled a peaceful religion with such negativity over one incident that had nothing to do with religion. Thank you so much Zayn, you did something that’s hard to to do in a media that focuses on mainstream activities of people.

wwadirectory:

Where We Are Concert Film Official Poster

Tagged With:#wwa film

The quiet and mysterious one +

Tagged With:#zayn malik

prettyboyshyflizzy:

yoooitsreebaby:

bridash:

Not a product of your environment.

👏👏👏🙏

Black Excellence

herplove:

Rainbow Boa - Epicrates Cenchria.

isjustmenow:

marrionettewithoutstrings:

isjustmenow:

the-road-less-travelledby:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

My fucking weakness. The relationship of a dog and a child. This is adorable. :’)

My mom was really sick when I was little. My family had a medium-large poodle named Tuxedo. He would sense that my mom was ill and he’d always go check on her. She would always say “Go watch the baby” (me). 
So, Tuxedo would always come into my room, and crawl into the crib with me (by climbing onto dresser and over the walls of the crib so as not to wake me). When I started crying then if licking my feet wouldn’t make me quiet, and covering me up wouldn’t make me quiet then Tuxedo would crawl out of the crib and go find my dad to fix the situation. 
When I was older Tuxedo would do things like lay in bed with me until it was late enough that I was allowed to get out of bed, and then he’d get me up and we’d get ready for school together. On weekends Tuxedo and I would have tea parties, and we’d play matchbox cars together until he got so old that he couldn’t keep up with me anymore. 
Basically, I was raised by a poodle, it’s why I’m so confident and my hair is great.  

Awwww, that’s beautiful.
Makes me sad that people outlive their closest and bestest friends. Our furry companions deserve more time with us.

I know tuxedo would be proud of me today :) but, I miss him too.

Tagged With:#smile#dogs

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

Tagged With:#history
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